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kisah 1
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: ' Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?' 'Dah tentu, ' jawab doktor. 'Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca,' kata lelaki itu dengan riang.


kisah 2
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati Amin.

Shan : Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya. (Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...

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1.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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2.
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

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3.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created
YOU.

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4.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary School for Lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun Made a note,
And posted on the apple tray 'Take only one. God is watching.' Moving further
Along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile Of chocolate Chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching The apples.'

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5.
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.'
SON : 'But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.'
MOM : 'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.'
SON : 'One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.'
MOM : 'Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.'
SON : 'Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?'
MOM : 'One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand
Your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

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6.
What are the three fastest ways of communication? Three fastest means of communication in the world. Tele-phone Tele-vision Tell-a-woman. You still want faster? Tell her not to tell anyone :)

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7.
A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, 'Dad, why do u keep telling People u're dying of AIDS?'
Answer: 'So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!'


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